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wetepentz:justinbrighten-:(via bubblebuddy)
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD
(via juliasegal)
Can and will
“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction.”
(via littlemissfox)
Due to tropical storm Bonnie, we decided to order pizza from dominos. So i went online top look at deal, and i found the above coupon. So i called the dominos next to my job: Domino’s Pizza: N Miami W Dixie Hwy - www.dominos.com
12670 West Dixie Highway, North Miami - (305) 899-0511
ANyway the guy who answered the phone told me the deal was expired.
I told that was not my problem since it was online so i demanded to talk to the manager.
He hung up. So i called another dominos and asked for corporates number.
I called corporate. and filed a complain. they ordered my 3 large 2 topping pizzas for 5.99
oh yeah, and …
THE FUCKER IS GETTING FIRED!
YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK WITH JEFFREY, WHY? BECAUSE JEFFREY WILL FUCKEN FIRE YOU!
:)
BTW CORPORATE phone number is 305 849 0780
please feel free to file your complaint :)
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I CAN’T EVENNNNNNNNNNN
WTF.
EPIC !
(via newtimezone)
IM STILL LIKE THIS =O
hahahahahhaha ohmygod
LAWLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-lifeoftheparty:snakebiteheartt:(Via lifeaquatic, bringtheruckuss) Sex Tape
Well…that’s a new way to use tape.
EPIC! :)